In The Booth with Shawn Booth
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In The Booth with Shawn Booth
Why The Hell Are You Dressed Like A Chicken?!
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We are back "In The Booth" for this very special Halloween edition as we welcome the infamous "Wet Bandits" - Marv and Harry!
Join us as Marv and Harry take a break from their mischievous antics to share their thoughts on all things Halloween. From Home Alone talk to favorite (and least favorite) Halloween costumes, haunted houses, and more! They also took a moment to discuss their childhood trick-or-treating traditions, from visiting "rich people's" houses to the challenges that come with handing out candy.
To round things off Marv & Harry debate on the right time to start holiday decorations and when to take them down. So, strap yourself in for an episode that's as much a rollercoaster of nostalgia as it is a lighthearted debate on all things Halloween!
We are back in the booth and, ladies and gentlemen, happy Halloween. We have our first ever Halloween special and, without further ado, to my left today, he is wearing black pants, black boots, black sweatshirt, black jacket, black beanie and we've got about 1400 white feathers all over him. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Harry to the show.
Speaker 3Yeah, am I supposed to introduce you to go? For it yeah all right he's wearing uh, first of all you really wouldn't for this buddy. But uh, he's got multiple layers of jackets, the outside most being a corduroy dark brown. He's got the crowbar cannot forget it the poke through finger gloves, a spray painted wig that should never see the light of day again and a big old mark of an iron to the face. We got my uh partner in crime, my literal p I c marv, marv, yeah, here we go, I was like oh shit, which one are you?
Speaker 2I forget we are off, and that's right. This hair is spray painted. I'm already feeling the effects because I spray painted about an hour and a half ago. I've already got a headache, so it's gonna be a fun, fun podcast.
Speaker 3Marv harry yeah, we're not good. I can't remember which one's which let's see that hand.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, the cameras. Now it's official. We asked you, guys answered. There are actually several people who wanted to see the wet bandits hey, I can't reach that far. All my feathers will fly and everybody else wanted to see travis, calcy and taylor swiss or ken and barbie, and we said the hell no to that. So here we are, our favorite christmas movie, one of them. How many times have you seen?
Speaker 3home alone. Oh, close to 200, I would say now.
Speaker 2Now, home alone is probably one of the only series of movies that does not disappoint, with the more movies they create that is a false statement okay, home alone.
Speaker 3One, we're off yeah, so I'm just gonna go ahead and call you out right there. Uh, home alone one and home alone two. Correct, fantastic lost in new york elite yes in home alone.
Speaker 2Three yes with the kid exactly. You don't even know his name and you're trying to tell me that it's good I enjoyed it so you're lying, all right, no, one, no feathers for you no feathers for you, but we can say that one and two are both oh, elite, exactly donald trump is in the second one, which I find hysterical.
Speaker 3He is, he is also that movie number two made me want to go to the plaza hotel loved it they like painted as if. Well, I mean, it is a really nice hotel.
Speaker 2I'm not trying to knock it, but like the disney rolled for adults I love how two in the movie, when they check in, all you gotta do is bring a credit card and this go, yeah over the paper there's no, okay, we'll check in seven days if this actually works yeah, I was thinking that there's no.
Speaker 3Well, first of all, the entire premise of home alone one and two does not exist anymore because of cell phones. So now, if you would have woken up and your mom forgot you on a family vacation, you'd be like yo, I was in the attic where you're at mom. End of story, end of movie. No cinematic plots, nothing, no burglars. So that doesn't exist. But then the other thing when you get to the second one and he's like high rolling spending, nobody checks if this dude even has a dad. They're just like yeah his dad's rich.
Speaker 2It's fine well, there's a lot of things in that movie that might not be too realistic. For instance uh, marvin harry should have been killed in the first movie. Yeah, like croc you that thing that?
Speaker 3swings down from the ceiling and like knocks them all the way down a flight of steps. Yeah, pretty sure you don't just like get up after that which is the worst injury you think they had.
Speaker 2Immediately. I think of marv stepping on the nail and then he falls back all the way down the stairs, hits his head should be unconscious but then he just gets right back up, pulls a nail directly out of his foot and then walks up, he's on mob and he's like fuck this little kid like this dude is really dedicated.
Speaker 3Uh, I think harry, when he gets his head lit on fire and then sticks it in a casual toilet, stands back up and he was just like, all right, we got him now yeah what?
Speaker 2and then marv goes through the window but he just doesn't look that there's like four ornaments.
Speaker 3Just sit in there yeah, but yeah, yeah, all of it is bad, and not for nothing, but neither harry or marv are in any sort of physical shape that would make them able to be able to like, sustain this lifestyle. And also not for nothing.
Speaker 2It's like an eight-year-old I know I want to know the age.
Speaker 3Can we google the age of those guys because I feel like I'm probably at the age I was gonna mar was actually probably a movie well, and I feel like you know it's kind of like a running joke now on the internet that old movies and videos and everything like they have father of the bride and the parents are supposed to be 45 years old. They look 70. I know like back in the day when you were in your 40s, it was just like you might as well start digging your grave. I'm like why was that a thing back then?
Speaker 2but if kids were watching this, or watching this right now on youtube, and they're watching us? They're like they look old like they look old.
Speaker 3Yeah, you're older than harry and marv. Right now I pee my pants.
Speaker 2I'm gonna say I'm probably close to marv. I'm 37. He's probably, I think, between 37 to 41 in that movie. I don't know his actual acting name, but I don't know them at all.
Speaker 3I don't think has that dude ever had another movie ever he's been in something else I can't remember I know harry has. We see harry all the time do we?
Speaker 2is he dead?
Speaker 3my cousin vinnie, are you? Is he dead? No, I don't think so huh oh my god, maybe I haven't kept up with uh marv, now man you got a bright future shon daniel stern is his name how old is he? 66 okay, so it's gonna be pretty close because this movie is made 1990, slash 93 I can't remember which one 92 in between 90 and 93 23 years minus 66 do that math, buddy february we got any uh people good with numbers in the studio he was 33
Speaker 3and he's now 66 oh, so yeah, minus 33 so he was my age.
Speaker 2You're older, I'm older than marv, that is wild god, I don't like this game anymore.
Speaker 3Let's move on. What's the next subject?
Speaker 2I'm convinced that every christmas that mccoley colkin is the number one google searched person in the world. I do it every year. I'm like what is mccoley colkin up to now?
Speaker 3really. Yeah, he's married to brenda song from the dizzy channel and they have children I know he kind of made a comeback.
Speaker 2He made a really big downfall.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, like really bad that happens when your child star yeah, the biggest is.
Speaker 2He was the biggest, the biggest ever, do we think?
Speaker 3I think that's a bold statement, but I wouldn't lindsay lohan was a big one yeah, but I feel like he I don't know like punky bruster is like the only one I know before that yeah but I was also, you know, a zygote, so give me a second. I wasn't really functioning in the brain compartment. Who's nicklas halt?
Speaker 3I don't even know who that is and mccoley colkin's still living off of his hell, yeah, yeah, he could live off of home alone, one for the rest of his life well then he getting to something with his parents too, were they're taking his money. Of course, I mean I don't know the logistics, but I'm sure yeah we should have the wild wild west. Yeah, we didn't research. Okay, listen, our costumes look good guys. That's all that.
Speaker 2We don't know much about the intricacies of the actual actors but the greatest series of all time, from start to finish, okay all right, spoke that at at shon booth, that's right don't put my name next to that that's a fact.
Speaker 2Well, welcome. Thanks for tuning in. Wherever you're tuning in from, maybe you're tuning in from, uh, rockford, illinois. I believe that's where the home alone house is is. Don't fact check me on that, but it's in chicago. It is, and they just sold it recently, a couple years ago you ever seen that meme that started circulating?
Halloween Costumes and Couples Costumes
Speaker 3that was just like the older I get and the more I watch home alone, the more I wonder what mr mccalister did for a living to be able to afford a full vacation to paris, france, for nine family members and live in this house. Maybe those are the type of that's how you know you're getting old is when you're trying to enjoy a childhood classic and you're thinking about the guy's mortgage.
Speaker 2What is the equivalent today for kids growing up? We have home alone. They have what?
Speaker 3Elf, what's that creepy one you love?
Speaker 2Oh, the polar express. Yeah, how's that creepy.
Speaker 3It's like the least creepiest one out there, Sean. I do not trust anything that looks that realistic. That isn't.
Speaker 2Tommy Hanks.
Speaker 3Tell me that Tommy Hanks isn't actually. No, I can't, I don't like that. Nope, we'll get to that when it's Christmas. We're still on Halloween, buddy.
Speaker 2What was your favorite Halloween costume ever besides this one right here that you're sitting in? I?
Speaker 3had some pretty oh, it has to be as a child. No, it was whatever. Okay, I've had some pretty fantastic Halloween costumes. I do have to say Honorable mention, I was Hulk Hogan when I chopped my hair into a bob, so I already had white short hair. That was pretty elite.
Speaker 3But I do have to say my favorite Halloween costume, which I'm sure I will get canceled and or I would have gotten canceled, I don't know in college now I don't think you can dress like this. They'd probably shoot you out back. But I was a Siamese twin with my best friend, and so we had a giant dress that we bought from Walmart, and so we had a wine bag underneath the dress where you slap the bag, and at some points throughout the night of the party I would look over and she wouldn't be the one in the dress with me, which is just like pretty par for the course when it comes to a college celebration. Let me see if I can find a picture, because I know I have it on my Instagram right on the front page. We got so many compliments, but I just want everyone to sit and think about the logistics that we did not think about before we dedicated ourselves to. This is how do you pee attached to someone else?
Speaker 2That's a great question. Did you just Walk me through it, Sean? What do you think you got to go together? You come to the bathroom together.
Speaker 3I don't know, but then that's the easy part.
Speaker 2Think about actually One stands next to the toilet and you sit on the toilet.
Speaker 3So one's going to be standing and one's sitting and wearing the same dress One squatting next to you to get nice and low so that you can sit. It's not cute and I don't recommend it. But man, was it hysterical. I thought I was going to pee my pants. Here it is.
Speaker 2Okay, let's see it. Wow, that's Did you. You made those yeah.
Speaker 3We had converses. I don't know which camera is better. This is my best friend, Lauren. She listens to the podcast every Monday. She's my biggest fan. I love to learn. So we have that. Underneath it is a dress from Walmart and then we got a 4X t-shirt cut the neck, so she went out one side, I went out the other, wore our matching Converse and just absolutely fucked it up in Mount Pleasant, Michigan, man.
Speaker 2So, at some points, though, she would disappear out of the dress, and then somebody would pop right up.
Speaker 3Yeah, lauren's a social butterfly, so she was out the party like I don't know, trying to fight people during Kuno's, and so I was just like minding my own business and I look over. Typically, there was a man that was dressed like a police officer that made appearance and appearance once. I have a picture somewhere on my Facebook that I will not show you, but it was a good time. I think that's my favorite Halloween costume.
Speaker 2College Halloween was pretty wild.
Speaker 3And it was like three costumes a weekend.
Speaker 2I know I feel like you still do that now, though.
Speaker 3I do yeah, yeah I mean, I dressed as a disco person for my cousin's party. Today I'm Harry. This is it. This is all I have.
Speaker 2This is all I got.
Speaker 3I'm not going to go on Halloween, actual Halloween. I don't have any more parties, so take a good look, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2What is the worst costume for a female in general? Do you think let's do the absolute worst, the absolute worst costume?
Speaker 3out there, you go first, I'll go first, all right.
Speaker 2I think the absolute worst costume is this probably can go for both male and females when they just throw on a jersey and they're like I'm Tom Brady.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, well, that's no effort. I'm just like my wife drug me to be here and I'm a fucking miserable human. But you know I'm also single and not married. So what the fuck do I know?
Speaker 2And sitting here with feathers that you fold out is so cool.
Speaker 3I'm also dressed as a man on a podcast on a YouTube channel with some guy I met at a gym a couple years ago, so I'm not sure that I'm the one you want to come to for life advice. Can you tell it? Ain't an edible before I got here?
Speaker 2Yes, here we go.
Speaker 3I'm sweating.
Speaker 2How about Alex? You seem really excited. Alex came out this weekend. I TBD, tbd.
Speaker 1I'm still trying to convince Alex to dress up. Let's talk about that. Okay, not dressing up to a costume party.
Speaker 3Can't do that, get the fuck out. I've said the effort like four times already. I'm sorry, but don't be that guy Alex you can't do it. Don't be that guy. It's once a year Like stay home or go all out. Don't do this in between BS, especially when you got a plus one in tow who might be into it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2Plus two in tow for him.
Speaker 3Hey, I don't know if that's public knowledge, is it Okay? All right, hey, let's celebrate. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I know I was like okay, recting news, edit that out.
Speaker 2Edit that out. That's yeah, you got to do it. I think you got to do it, and then you almost stand out more if you don't.
Speaker 3I was just going to say, if you're either that or they're trying to stand out more and they just like want to be that guy, but it's like if you don't dress up, you it's. This is how I feel. The same way about when you go to a game night and someone like doesn't want to participate yeah, why'd you come?
Speaker 2Don't come.
Speaker 3It's game night.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I'm just not very competitive. Then get out. Yeah, like what? This isn't high T dude. Get out of here, I don't know. So that's what I have to feel about that. I still have not come up with the worst costume for anything, but I really don't like when couples do really gross costumes together. I'm like we get it, you guys have sex, but like, have you seen the ones that are like outlet and a plug. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3Kind of stuff I'm like okay and no, but I don't know if I want to describe the one I'm talking about. I just saw it recently and I was like this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2What was it?
Speaker 3His face is all red and she has a red crotch.
Speaker 2Yeah, and.
Speaker 3I'm like, yeah, we get it, you guys.
Speaker 2So she dropped like a cherry pie on her, I guess yeah.
Speaker 3I don't know what that is, but I guess I'll go home and Google that later in my public browser. Um, I just don't like those type of people. I just like we get it. You're a couple. We know you penetrate one another. We don't need you to act it out for us on Halloween. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, Sure.
Speaker 2Am.
Speaker 3I alone in that. I just feel like that's also reaching, like that's worse than the guy who doesn't dress up.
Speaker 2What if you landed a boyfriend that was six foot five, looked like JJ Watt and he was like hey, let's do.
Speaker 3I'm tired of you saying we're JJ Watt. I can't imagine these people listening.
Speaker 2Let's do a couple costume.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2You do it.
Speaker 3I would not do the bloody mouth shit, would you?
Speaker 2do Peter Pan and Tinkerbell?
Speaker 3Hell yeah, all right, but I would be Peter Pan and he'd be Tinkerbell, that's good. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I'm down for couples costumes. I'm not hating on that, let's be very clear about that. I think couple costumes I mean, I'm in one right now- that's right. It is like the first gay couple of the nineties that was publicly accepted. You know what I mean Got out of prison loving on each other. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting canceled after this episode.
Speaker 2Keep going, keep going, let her rip Let her rip Anyways.
Speaker 3so that's what I have to say about gross. Don't be gross.
Speaker 2What about the sexy costumes?
Speaker 3Again, I mean, I don't, yeah, be sexy. You want to be like a sexy cop, go for it. No, if that's what really gets you going, I think that that is. I think that that has a shelf life. When, like, you're in college, absolutely you should be a sexy nurse, but like, if you're 35, being a sexy nurse, I'm like Jesus. Pray for you.
Speaker 2There's like sexy everything, any costumes or you go to, but there's an extent of like a little sexy.
Speaker 3And then there's like you have nipple tape pasties on and you're like Harry Potter Nope, Pretty sure I've seen the movies there's no nipple pasties there.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've seen like sexy Gumby, sexy, sexy soda can sexy, you can do.
Speaker 3Okay, yeah, I mean listen if the theme calls for it, though I feel like somewhere like Andrew's going to Soho house. I feel like there's going to be a lot of sexy fill in the blank costumes here, because it's like a sexy crowd, it's a young crowd, it's a wealthy crowd and I feel like they're going to go all out. Yeah, like you can't not bring your A game to that party.
Speaker 2That's true. He's got his A game. He's going to be ready. What was your trick or treating experience like growing up? You guys get into it big time. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3I think that one of the things I look forward to, if I ever grow up and settle down, is to live in a neighborhood that has great trick or treating. I don't know much and I'm sure that I'll get roasted because I don't have kids and you're not having an opinion about kids unless you have one, but I'm not sure people do like trunk or treat. No, they don't do the trick or treating in the neighborhood as much anymore. What is that.
Speaker 1You heard that.
Speaker 3So like they go to parking lots and people open up their trunks and kids go in the parking lot and like go up to the cars and trick or treat with family and friends and it's like a safer environment and I don't know if that's just younger kids or like if just churches put it on and it's just an event. It's actually trick or treating. But I've heard that that is made quite a Come back. I don't know, Come back is not the word because it never happened before, but it uprised.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3I loved trick-or-treating and I feel like it was kind of alternating between, like, the moms would stay in the driveway and pass out the trick-or-treating, the dads would walk with us or vice versa. You know what I mean. Yeah, like I never really went unsupervised until I was old enough, but it was fun. I mean, I'm sure it wasn't fun for my parents, but it was fun for me.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, they probably loved it. Yeah, it's the best. It's so much fun.
Speaker 3Did you grow up with a lot of kids in your neighborhood?
Speaker 2Yeah, neighborhood is the word I was trying to say we did, and then we would go around to like other neighborhoods in town. Yes, and I remember like.
Speaker 3The rich people.
Speaker 2Yeah, you go to the big houses and I think we were probably like maybe 10, or we can go off on our own 9, 10. Does that sound about right? What's the cut off for trick-or-treating? 12, 13? Sure, yeah, because you're still, because you're still Teenager, middle school is still like no, I feel like I went trick-or-treating in middle school.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3And then, like high school, it kind of switched to like a Halloween dance or like we're going to a Halloween party, right. So I feel like the urge to trick-or-treat was less. But I also had a brother that was five years younger than me, so I feel like I held on to a lot of those child traditions, maybe longer than someone who didn't have younger siblings.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3Which was fine. I enjoyed it, but I don't know if I'm a good timestamp there.
Speaker 2I love handing out candy. When I moved to my new house and I'm like I made an effort I want to be the king-size candy bar guy.
Speaker 3Do you dress up when you pass out candy at your house?
Speaker 2Well, no. So here's the thing though I go and I get a huge bowl and it's all my favorite candies growing up it's Reese's, pcs, butterfingers, kit Kats and Peanut Butter Cups. I get all those in king-size. I could remember to this day the king-size people that we'd go to with the US kids, and the last two years I've set it up, got excited, spent all this money on the candy and not a single person will walk up my driveway to come get the candy. I'm like that's what I'm saying. They're all doing trunk or tree. No, in my neighborhood they all set up at the bottom of their driveway. I'm like you guys are lazy.
Speaker 3Get your ass out of here. No, get your ass out of here. You stop being lazy. Go down Me Get the candy from the kids. I'm the one like hey, if you work a little bit, you're the creepy old single man with no children or a wife giving out king-size candy bars and you can't be bothered to walk down to the bottom of your driveway.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not going to set up. No, I'm not going to do it. I refuse to do that.
Speaker 3That's probably why they're not showing up to your front door. Booth, You're dressed like that. You got no kids around. They're like, yeah, we're not going to this guy's house.
Speaker 2Kids these days are just a little lazy. Okay, you walk up the hill and then you get a king-size candy bar. It's like a nice little reward.
Speaker 3Did you have to walk barefoot in the snow both ways to school too? Yeah, I did actually Get off your soapbox.
Speaker 2Hey, how about I?
Speaker 3try something new this year, since you've gone 0 for 2. Maybe this one.
Speaker 2Maybe I set up a table halfway down the driveway.
Speaker 3Or maybe you just go to the bottom of the driveway like everybody else and be a good neighbor.
Speaker 2Yeah, no.
Speaker 3Weren't you doing it for the glory of being the king-size candy bar dude anyway?
Speaker 2I am, but I'm also very stubborn and I'm like, yeah, just walk up the damn driveway.
Speaker 3Okay. Well, those kids are obviously outstubbering you. So how's your income spent on candy bars that you don't give?
Speaker 2away. Well, the tough part is that then I have a candy bar bowl in my house for the next week and I end up eating all of them.
Speaker 3That reminds me I made cookies and I was going to bring them in for you guys today and I completely forgot.
Speaker 2Yeah, what was in those cookies? Oh, they're good.
Speaker 3It was good batch, chocolate chip and caramel. Little thingies.
Speaker 2Yeah, how many grams of THC?
Speaker 3Zero, really no, they're just cookies, yeah.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3They're just delicious. Just a snack. I love baking and I got to go back on the road now so I'm going to be not cooking and baking and all that stuff. So I was trying to get it all in before I left because I miss it.
Speaker 2You know where we are. Yeah, that's the week.
Speaker 3I didn't realize we were going to have a full house today. I definitely would have brought them, but Full house what's?
Speaker 2How do you feel about haunted houses?
Speaker 3Wanted transition. That was super smooth, smooth, smooth. How do I feel about haunted houses? I love haunted houses, I do. I feel like I remember when I went to school in Michigan. Michigan does the fall, I think, in general right, like they have the pumpkin patches and the apple cider, everything. But the weather matches as well. The leaves are changing and it's a crisp 55 degrees, not 85 like it is here, and they had a haunted house that you had to sign a waiver. That was like, I think, a scare tactic. They can't really hurt you, can they?
Speaker 2There's a house here in Tennessee that makes you sign. It's like 20 or 30 pages. It is called the Macamee Manor and if you make it out and survive the haunted house, you get $20,000 and nobody's ever done it. So what are they doing in there? They are just torturing you, causing physical harm Okay and will do anything they can to make sure you don't finish. And nobody's completed it.
Speaker 3They're just beating the shit out of you inside this like random rundown barn.
Speaker 2Yes, that's in Tennessee. You guys never heard of this.
Speaker 3Is this real? It's real. Why don't these people have families or friends? What is happening? Yeah, why would you voluntarily be like? You know it's a good idea this Saturday for me to get the shit beat out of me in a random barn with my girlfriend. Why?
Speaker 2Yeah, well, it's like well, what are those guys into, the ones that put it on Like they can legally torture you?
Speaker 3No, no See, I think, yeah, those people definitely have bodies in their basement. We should do a background check, but I think they're less weird than the people who are volunteering to go to it.
Speaker 2Would you do it?
Speaker 3Fuck, no Booth. What kind of question is that?
Speaker 2This terrifying haunted house will give you $20,000 if you can make it to the end, but nobody ever has. It's in Summerton, tennessee, and it's being claimed as the world's scariest haunted house, and all it costs to enter is a bag of dog food. Russ Mcamee, the owner and mastermind behind the manor, has five dogs to feed.
Speaker 3Yeah, because those are the ones that eat the bodies when they're done with it.
Speaker 2The haunted house has several eye-popping preconditions Contestants who want to enter must get a letter from their doctor asserting that they are physically and mentally fit, and there's a drug test. The day of signing the 40-page contract alone takes three to four hours.
Speaker 3Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. You have to do all this and you can't be on drugs.
Speaker 2Oh, and you have to have medical insurance because you'll probably get hurt.
Speaker 3Okay, this is wrong. These people are. Who's doing this? I want to. Let's get someone who has done this on the show.
Speaker 2I want to hear from them. I sent them an email. I haven't heard back because names are Russ, yeah because everybody's dead, that is dumb, he didn't reach back out. Yeah, I think they'll just do whatever they can besides killing you, but I think if you die, then it's like hey.
Speaker 3You probably still did sign the waiver. It says if you accidentally die, that's on you, buddy, not us.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I guess a ton of people have tried it, Navy SEALs and everything. I think they just won't let you make it to the end.
Speaker 3Yeah, this seems like a very dumb after-school activity. I changed my answer. I do like haunted houses that are cute and entertaining and can be scary. Maybe a few jump scares here and there, but everybody makes it out alive. I don't have to sign a 40-page waiver and I don't want to take a drug test.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3What about you I?
Speaker 2don't know.
Speaker 3I thought about it. You fucking word, Sean. Can you just speak to someone? What's going on? Why would you ever even contemplate that?
Speaker 2I don't know, just to say, try it, you know.
Speaker 3No, I don't know. Please tell me more.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 3You know what else you could try, anything else.
Speaker 2Yeah, but it's only a bag of dog food, it's all I got to use to enter. Okay, yeah, I remember haunted houses because I was a kid I was in a little dump. Nowadays I'm like there was one here in Nashville as well by you know that Halloween store, the huge one.
Speaker 3Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 3These sound stadiums, about to be one of those next year, is it?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that's a good joke. Yeah, sure is. Wow, what a waste of a joke. That was good. Wow yeah, how much money those people make a month during Halloween. Then it's just empty the rest of the year.
Speaker 3I mean enough to make it until next year. Did you use abandoned buildings? Yeah, Old Kmart, RIP, RIP.
Speaker 2But anyways, there's the one that I went to a few years ago. I'm like it was kind of scary, but also kind of scary in the fact that you hear gunshots and everything. You're like wait a minute, is that real or not? We don't know.
Speaker 3Yeah, in the world today, I think the older I get, maybe I just become a little more comfortable in the cozy fall feeling and the cute pumpkin patch and hot chocolate vibe than the slasher, horror, haunted house, trick or treating vibes that I used to have when I was younger. Yeah, because I do feel like I used to like it a lot more than I do now, and I don't know that anything has drastically changed other than I'm just old.
Speaker 2Yeah, did you know a fun fact that most pumpkins in one area at one time in the world Keen State College, keen, new Hampshire, where I went, they had a pumpkin fest every year and it was the most amount of pumpkins in one area and then it got canceled because people just went crazy one year and then they got way too many pumpkins and they had riots and cops and it was terrible. Then it was done but that was like the biggest event that our college had pumpkin fest Keen, new Hampshire.
Speaker 3Why does everybody always gotta ruin it?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3There's always gotta be that one guy. Yeah, yeah, anyway, keen State getting wild with pumpkins. I think that calls for more feathers.
Speaker 2Yeah, where'd you get those your pillow?
Speaker 3you said yeah, yeah, I cut open my pillow on my couch. It's an old one, oh there's one. And I just slit open the corner just a bit, pulled them all out, glued them to my head, brought extra for pizzazz and dramatic flair, and here we are, 28 minutes in. I'm not looking back, buddy.
Speaker 2I love how, too, on your hands when he grabs a doorknob, he just holds it.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah. Well, he's not exactly smart. He can't outsmart an eight-year-old. You don't think this guy's like really rolling in it.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 3No, exactly.
Speaker 2I think you're the one that told me or you maybe have said this fact that the movie in Home Alone was actually made just for Home Alone, not a real movie.
Speaker 3Yes, that is not a real movie. Isn't that a fun fact? I feel like.
Speaker 2Keep the change, you filthy animal yeah.
Speaker 3That was all filmed to be played on the TV in black and white that he keeps watching. Doesn't he watch it in both movies?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's not a real movie. That's fine, but as a kid I kind of just assumed it was an old movie. I'd never seen a black and white one, you know.
Speaker 2I think so too.
Speaker 3Yeah, like add to the list, but it's not a fun fact. In case you guys didn't know, I love a fun fact.
Speaker 1Yeah, why are you?
Movies, Halloween, and Toxic Chemicals Discussion
Speaker 3looking at me like that, Like what, Like I don't know what you're going to say next. I can't take you seriously with this shit on your face either, but I'm really trying to be professional here today ladies and gentlemen, I think, yeah, that came out.
Speaker 2good Machine Meg at the gym. She was working out and I'm like, hey, are you good artists? Can you draw an?
Speaker 3iron on my face. She's a child. I feel like that's close enough. I feel like that instills some sort of creativity in you.
Speaker 2Yeah, she's like all right now I got to go back to being a lawyer. Yep, cash yeah.
Speaker 3Thanks for arts and crafts time.
Speaker 2You're welcome.
Speaker 3No, you're saying that to her.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I was saying You're welcome.
Speaker 3Oh my God, did you eat an?
Speaker 2edible? I think so. It's the spray paint from the wig Again to me huffing the paint. I didn't even have to show my card for spray paint. I thought you have to do that nowadays.
Speaker 3Buddy, you look like you're close to 18. You haven't looked like that in decades, damn.
Speaker 2Damn.
Speaker 3Am I wrong?
Speaker 2No, no, no, no More than Marv.
Speaker 3Dude, they're my age. That is wild. They don't look 33.
Speaker 2Not Harry. Harry's got to be older.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, we didn't look that up we just looked up Marv, but that, yeah, I'm the same age as Marv. That's man. Marv needs a skincare routine. What is he doing? Yeah, and like a beard comb. But you know what? No hate man, you do. It's working out well. He's still living off that movie, so jokes on me. I watch it every year and put money in his pocket.
Speaker 2How much money do you think guys like that make on that movie Every year? They just get checks.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 3But I used to think it was more off royalties, off views, but I used to think it was more until all that stuff happened with the writer strike and I like learned more about streaming and you know, syndicated shows and everything. I mean. I would never claim to be a professional, but it is interesting. There are people who are part of shows and series that have become nostalgic and people rewatch them every year, or sometimes on a loop like I don't know Friends, Gilmore Girls, all those ones that are on streaming services, and it's kind of sad to find out that people who are in it aren't making as much money as I had assumed.
Speaker 2You know, but yeah, Because I wonder how much they made prior to the Netflix's and the streaming stations.
Speaker 3I think more because you had to go out and buy a physical copy of the movie.
Speaker 2And then everybody gets a percentage of that. Or if it's being played on TV like TBS.
Speaker 3Right. I'm not sure there's some sort of like contract agreement, like you get paid X amount of dollars when it streams on TBS for the months of November and December.
Speaker 2Right, I don't know.
Speaker 3We should have done more research over this episode.
Speaker 2Did you watch that movie I sent you? Then we talked about last podcast, Strangers.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2You going to?
Speaker 3Probably not.
Speaker 2Okay, all right.
Speaker 3Actually, that's not true. I might because, like I said, I'm on the road for Halloween and I will have some downtime, so maybe I will. I'm not going to watch a scary movie in my hotel room.
Speaker 2Where are you going?
Speaker 3I'm going to the West Coast. Don't ask me which day is what? I don't know. I'm going to the West Coast for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2And you had today.
Speaker 3Tomorrow.
Speaker 1Nice, tomorrow.
Speaker 3Jet set and baby. I'm not ready to get back out on the road, but I am at the same time, so I'm trying not to think about it too much.
Speaker 2Not excited.
Speaker 3I am, but it's just. It's a lot, it's a physical job and the only thing I'm not excited about is the lack of sleep. I don't sleep a lot, but it does add up and I'm going to be away from home for weeks at a time and it's. It is a strenuous job. I have said it many, many times here and in real life and I love it, but I just you got to be like mentally ready. It's not like you just clock in nine to five and get to go home and go back to your regular life. It's quite a change, yeah, and I've had some a couple of days off, like I've had a whole week off. That's the longest I've had since the middle of August.
Speaker 2When these guys and artists play out on the road during holidays, I call when is everybody to dress up?
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean it depends on the camp. It's not like mandatory, but we're fun. And I work in the production office. There's one other woman, her name's Kelsey, that I work with and we do our best to try and make things fun. When they're on the road, because people are away from their families, we try and make sure we remember everybody's birthday. They get a cake and a coffee and all those things just to try and make them feel special. And same with, you know, halloween. I don't think everybody's going to go balls to the wall with their costumes, but it's fun to break up the monotony. I have load in and load out. What's your favorite candy bar? You said Reese's, pcs and all those. You didn't even list the best one, which is super rude.
Speaker 2What's that? Take five, take five. That's not even the top 10 Halloween candy.
Speaker 3Name 10 right now then.
Speaker 2All right, Peanut butter cup, Butterfinger, Kit Kat, Hershey's Snickers, Baby Ruth Are you what you should jail immediately.
Speaker 3jail Baby Ruth in the top 10.
Speaker 2Bar patch kids. I'm just naming 10.
Speaker 3I said name the top 10. All right.
Speaker 2Take off Baby Ruth and throw in Crunch, crunch bar. That's seven. I don't know if that's any better Okay. I'm going to say Twizzlers, which I don't like. Nine I'm going to go with Max Security.
Speaker 3Prison for listing Twizzlers and the top 10 candies.
Speaker 2What about that Mint, the?
Speaker 3York Peppermint Patty.
Speaker 2Yeah, are those still around?
Speaker 3Remember when they used to have those creepy commercials like what would you do? Oh no, that was a Klondike bar. Klondike bars, no. Peppermint patties were when they would like breathe and they would get like goosebumps on their arm. Do you remember those commercials? I don't. They stuck with me.
Speaker 2Klondike bars, though they had a huge Klondike.
Speaker 3bars is not a candy bar.
Speaker 2Successful marketing program there.
Speaker 3What would you do for a Klondike bar? What was that jingle?
Speaker 2Yeah, what would you do for a Klondike?
Speaker 3bar. We're missing some sort of For a Klondike bar. There it is. I was like we're missing a little bit of beats there.
Speaker 2Yeah, that was almost as good as a $5 footlongs.
Speaker 3All right, cool, let's not talk about that. Have you ever watched that documentary?
Speaker 2Yeah, I did. Yeah, he was a bad motherfucker.
Speaker 3He was disgusting in all assets of life.
Speaker 2And his whole career. They were just enabled to do it. I mean, people knew about it. Yeah, it was terrible. His whole thing was whole shtick was going around working with kids.
Speaker 3I just, I just almost made a really mess.
Speaker 2When did they get rid of $5 footlongs?
Speaker 3Probably when they put him in prison they're like we can't associate this marketing with this literal child predator.
Speaker 2Yeah, he was bad.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean, the nineties were a wild time. Was that nineties or two thousands?
Speaker 2Two thousands.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, I used to eat subway every day, literally every day. I would have a subway after lunch or after school.
Speaker 2What was your go to?
Speaker 3Oh, six inch Italian urban cheese, turkey and cheese, and like every vegetable ever, yeah, which now, looking back, those vegetables are probably not even nutritious. I just thought I was getting nutrients but I wasn't.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're meat too. It's like it wasn't.
Speaker 3I don't even think that's real meat.
Speaker 2No, but you thought it was healthy because they're marketing.
Speaker 3Good old marketing works wonders. I'm learning that in a very harsh capacity of just being a woman trying to survive in 2023.
Speaker 2Stuff.
Speaker 3It is.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Everything is leached with chemicals and toxins.
Speaker 2Brutal.
Speaker 3They're trying to kill us, everything Like. I read some statistic that's like staggering and I'm going to butcher it. But a woman that wears very little makeup and like uses very just, a very average woman, if you will is absorbing like hundreds of chemicals a day and toxins just from the basic toothpaste, moisturizer, sunscreen, any mascara, shampoo, leaving, conditioner, shave gel, anything lotion. Then you get. Then you just woke up, you just got out of the shower. You're already dying. You got to walk into the kitchen. Don't even get me started there.
Non-Toxic Living and Christmas Decor
Speaker 2Don't take an everything shower. You're going to be loaded with chemicals.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, but now I feel like more and more people are trying to make a push towards a non-toxic life. There are brands that are trying to do right by the customer and to be very transparent with their ingredient labels and to also provide a product that doesn't have a million and a half chemicals. However, there's a lot of liars out there. They'll say something's organic. You turn around and you look at the ingredients. It has titanium dioxide in it.
Speaker 2That ain't organic, mostly towards females, though you're saying like for reproduction purposes.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean yes. That's how mine started. When I was going to freeze my eggs, I tried to pay more attention to my overall health, from top to bottom, and one of them that I had been avoiding because I knew it's difficult and it's expensive to flush out all the stuff you have and start re-buying it. Each product that is cleaner is more expensive. Something that I used to be able to depend on it being $12 is now $68. That's a big jump. It's overwhelming. I honestly go down like rabbit holes trying to figure out how to manage it where it doesn't consume my life. You don't want to be that person, but just making knowledgeable decisions. When I walk into, I try to not shop in store anymore. Try to do it online, so then I can look at the ingredients and actually see what I'm doing. Just have it shipped to my house.
Speaker 2That's smart.
Speaker 3Yeah, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Like I said, I don't beat myself up over it if I tried something that ended up not being as clean as they thought.
Speaker 2You do that with food as well, where you can get it from home.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 2No-pack services or whole foods delivery.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm just in a big trade at Joe's Gow. I don't know grocery shopping. I've changed my tune on because I enjoy the process of it, because I think I don't have anybody waiting for me at home, I don't have kids that are hungry, I don't have a husband that's like where's dinner. I think my experience in the grocery store as a whole is different because I can take the time to read the labels and see what I'm eating.
Speaker 3Food is a little different because I feel like it's more. If you pick up the back of a food thing and it just says water, vinegar, oranges and salt, you're like, okay, I can read all of those. That is a lot easier for I feel like to digest than when I pick up the back of a face wipe and it has what looks like Japanese and I can't figure out if that's a toxin or not. Do you know what I'm saying? Food is pretty plain and simple when it comes to products, beauty products. Some things just have a scary name but they're not actually that bad. I'm not that intelligent to know off the top of my head what that is.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a lot of junk in there. A lot of junk, a lot of junk in the trunk. The best part about Halloween is that now that means the better holidays are here. We got Thanksgiving and Christmas. When is it too soon to start setting up for Christmas, because I am already seeing lights in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3Fourth of July.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 3That's when I think it's too early to start talking. Well, are you a guy that goes from Halloween to Thanksgiving to Christmas, or do you skip?
Speaker 2I don't skip. No, I think the rule should be as soon as Thanksgiving is done, you start setting up for Christmas that next day.
Speaker 3So do you put any Thanksgiving or Halloween decor up when?
Speaker 2you say I don't skip.
Speaker 3You mean you basically just get to the day and move forward.
Speaker 2I don't put anything up for I don't put lights, trees, christmas-y stuff up until Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3You're basically just waiting out the clock, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, I feel like there's an order. Why you don't want to take away the attention from Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3Why.
Speaker 2Because you got to let Thanksgiving come.
Speaker 3Okay, I just feel like what are we celebrating at Thanksgiving? That's just like so important that you can't have a tree in your living room.
Speaker 2Well, what do you put up for decorations for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3I don't.
Speaker 2So you just have pumpkins up now.
Speaker 3I got pumpkins and a little ghost thing in like a little scared pro-bag Corn on the cob action.
Speaker 2Corn on the cob is like a Thanksgiving corn stalks oh yeah, corn stalks.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't have. Maybe one day when I have an adult house I'll have each individual holiday and their decor, but I do a tame Halloween. I don't really do anything for Thanksgiving because I don't wait until after Thanksgiving to put my Christmas stuff up.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'll leave my Halloween stuff up until. I'll leave the pumpkins out until Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3I agree with that. I feel like, why not you only have them for a short period of time, in general throughout the year anyway, you might as well rock them until they start smelling rank and then you got to get rid of them.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I don't know about the Christmas lights and Christmas trees. Actually, I'm going to, I'm going to die on that hill. You can't set up until the day after Thanksgiving and then take down the week after New Year's.
Speaker 3Here's the thing. You can think all you want, but until you pay my mortgage, I can do what ever I want inside my home and for me that's not going to fly. I change basically out of like a Halloween mode and then once, like, November rolls around and we do daylight savings and it gets dark at 3pm, that's when I start bringing out the Christmas cheer. Now, when my full blown like winter wonderland November 7th, no, but I start to dabble and the first thing that goes up is the tree, because I love the light it provides and I love the coziness it provides to my living room and then from there after Thanksgiving I put the rest of the Christmas decor up, but that tree be coming up as soon as the sun goes down.
Speaker 2It is cozy. That's why I like putting it up as soon as possible.
Speaker 3So then, why do you hold yourself again? Like you, there are no rules.
Speaker 2You could put it up right now but then you also don't enjoy it as much if it's there for so long.
Speaker 3See, that's spoken like someone who gets to live in their house all week, and I don't. I'm only there for a couple of days a week.
Speaker 2Throw a tree in your bus.
Speaker 3Maybe I will. Yeah, it's a good idea. What about when you were a kid? Were there rules then? Cause when I was a kid, we didn't put the Christmas tree up until the night of Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2It was like a thing we ate and then put it up. Yeah, we did it like the day after, the week after, I think.
Speaker 3What about?
Speaker 2fake versus real.
Speaker 3Well, I mean I would love to have a real Christmas tree, but I don't have the means to do so. I have a fake one, and then I put those little smelly things in it so it smells like it's real.
Speaker 2What are the means to do so?
Speaker 3The time, the money, the strength, the non-pissed off mood of all the pine needles stabbing me in the foot while I'm walking in my kitchen and anything that would just not be. You know, it's easier to go to my attic, pull it down and make it look pretty. It gets the same effect.
Speaker 2Your big Christmas girl. Why don't you like to like go out to a farm, pick out the tree, cut it down, bring it back?
Speaker 3I would. But that's one more thing that I have to do. If I already have a million things going on for holidays, it's like this is good, good enough for right now. If I had a family and it was like an event, I think that would be lovely. But if it's like just me mobbing out and like my Hyundai Tucson, like I'm good.
Speaker 2Turn on top of the Tucson.
Speaker 3Do you have a real tree?
Speaker 2I've got a fake one.
Speaker 3How are you going to grill me about this real tree business and you got a fake one.
Speaker 2No, I'm a real tree guy.
Speaker 3Obviously not. You dressed up like a fake one.
Speaker 2You were with me when I got the fake tree. We went to Home Depot for the gym, okay, but it's still fake. It's a really nice one, it's still fake. I really like it. Okay, but you just said, that's got the. What is it called?
Speaker 3flocking, fluffing, flocking, flocking where it looks like it's snowed on it.
Speaker 2Yeah, and it's got the lights that are already in it and they just plug it in. It looks really real.
Speaker 3Okay, but I am more of a real tree guy but you're not, though, because you just told us that your tree isn't real. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3You're a lot of rules for someone that doesn't follow them.
Speaker 2Yeah, my follow the timeline.
Speaker 3Are you going to do it this year? What if you're busy because you're about to have a baby and you got to get the tree up before the baby comes?
Speaker 2I know that's a big question.
Speaker 3What are you going? To do We'll play it by ear your top three best Halloween costumes you've had in your life. Couple solo with your dogs, without your dogs, with anyone that may I don't know your dad, your sisters Top three what are the top three Halloween costumes you've participated in in your 30, almost eight years of life? Sean Booth, top three. Top three baby what?
Speaker 2I'm going to go with one of those with my dog. I was a UPS delivery man and he was also a UPS delivery man holding a package.
Speaker 3Okay, that's your number three. I'm sure you love that, because wasn't that a thirst trap one you were wearing like booty shorts? Your balls were going to fall out the side.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just love it. My balls are hanging out.
Speaker 3It looked like it. I'm going to find that picture. Actually. Hold on, let me find it.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3That was three.
Favorite Childhood Costumes and Movember Mustaches
Speaker 2I liked ones where my balls weren't hanging out of my shorts, Like when I was a kid. I was big into being a race car driver. I don't know why I liked the driver's suit and the helmet. I thought the helmet was super cool.
Speaker 3Were you ever a repeat costume, kid?
Speaker 2No, never. You can't be a repeat costume, kid.
Speaker 3You loved being the race car driver only once.
Speaker 2No, I probably wore it throughout the year, like grabbing the helmet out of my closet. I liked being Superman. Superman was cool when I was a little little kid. Okay, the red boots.
Speaker 1The good one yeah.
Speaker 2I realized it's a lot of tight fitting costumes.
Speaker 3Nothing's changed, my dude, you still wear leggings like literally three times a week. That's incorrect. So that's top three UPS race car, and then Superman's your number one.
Speaker 2Ninja Turtles was a good one.
Speaker 3Do you know what the number three is?
Speaker 2What's that?
Speaker 3Not four, which is what you've given me.
Speaker 2Yep, it's an honorable mention.
Speaker 3Okay, honorable mention.
Speaker 2Yeah, what about ones as an?
Speaker 3adult too. I feel like you've had good adult costumes. Don't skip over those.
Speaker 2A lot of them with the dogs Like I was a giraffe one year and Tucker was a lion. I enjoyed that one.
Speaker 3Wait, that's actually the contact photo. When you call me, is you dressed?
Speaker 1like a giraffe.
Speaker 3That's right. When you wore it to the gym, I was something very random for that party as well.
Speaker 2We were hocus pocus last year your girl crush, girl crush, my witch crush, and what else.
Speaker 3We're on like number nine now Top three.
Speaker 2We're going down the list right now.
Speaker 3Wow, Sean, you used to have such a beard. I'm creeping on your Instagram right now. That is a wild beard.
Speaker 2That's pretty thick.
Speaker 3That is thick with three. C's my dude, yeah.
Speaker 2I'll get that back in December. You going to go for it? It's mustache season.
Speaker 3A nice little face sweater.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, talk about Movember. I know you're big into that.
Speaker 2Yeah, movember coming soon, can't wait. Rock your mustaches, ladies. You're welcome to join and all you got to do is move and we're going to raise money. It's going to be fun. You going to hop on my team.
Speaker 3Do I? Can I grow my mustache out?
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a perfect excuse to grow your mustache out.
Speaker 3I mean, I'll think about it. I won't really be here, but I'll do my best from afar. How about that?
Speaker 2Yeah, how long does it take you, Andrew?
Speaker 1to grow out your mustache. I don't really ever shave it, but like all the way off, but probably like a week and a half.
Speaker 2Okay, so if you were to shave, the rule is from Movember. You're supposed to shave completely clean shaven.
Speaker 1See, I haven't been completely clean shaven in years. Yeah, but also I can't grow a beard as cool as yours. I would kill someone to have your beard.
Speaker 2You've tried it, it just doesn't. It just doesn't, it's just patchy and gross on the cheeks.
Speaker 1So I just keep it short to have a little bit of scruff.
Speaker 2That's wild. It's just like the look of the draw with that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't get it either. I've. It annoys me so much because I would love to have a good beard and, like you, alex, all our friends have good beards.
Speaker 3I feel like you don't have a bad beard. No, it just doesn't come in. It just doesn't come in thick.
Speaker 2You've got a good beard over there, yeah.
Speaker 3There's really nothing you can do.
Speaker 2What'd you say? Not to rub it in, andrew.
Speaker 1Yeah, god didn't give me anything man.
UPS Delivery Jobs and Driver Treats
Speaker 3Aw, don't say that, andrew, you're great. Who cares? You have great teeth. Hey, thanks, you have a great mouth, yes, good for you that's very important. You do. You have a great smile and I feel like we should not skip over that. Something we should skip over is how short shawn shorts are in this UPS that I found on his Instagram.
Speaker 2Balls hanging out of the left side.
Speaker 3Literally they're close October 29, 2019,.
Speaker 2You just almost got arrested 2019, look at Tucker in that. That's crazy.
Speaker 3Also, what is happening with this chicken leg?
Speaker 2What your?
Speaker 3leg Aw Tucker. That's a good boy right there. That's cute. Look at his face. Aw that's a cute boy.
Speaker 2Yeah, ups delivery guy, that'd be a sweet job. I'd love to be a UPS or a FedEx man.
Speaker 3Hey, you're not dead, Maybe you will.
Speaker 2Yeah, you get to ride around all day. You buy yourself, you buy your guys Carry in the boxes.
Speaker 1It would be a cool job to do like twice a week, five days a week. I think you're getting pretty tired of that, yeah.
Speaker 3I think it was very physical. That's a lot on your feet, that's a lot of lifting. You have no idea what the weight is of what people are ordering. Yeah, no way. I truly feel bad when I get something delivered heavy to my house. I'm like, oh sorry.
Speaker 2Are you one of those people that? No, I know you're not. Not many people are, but I've seen on TikTok where these people just leave out all these treats for the delivery people like they'll have a cooler.
Speaker 3I give in the summer. I definitely give them water If I catch that, but you don't have a cooler set up. No, I don't really have a front area conducive to that. Maybe one day in my adult house, where I host trick or treating and people don't have to walk all the way up my driveway to get a king size candy bar.
Speaker 2Well, there you go. One day we'll get you an adult house.
Speaker 3You'll have a real Christmas tree, it's going to be a good time and all the UPS drivers are going to love it, because there's going to be snacks to lower.
Speaker 2Well, everybody, hopefully you enjoy your Halloween tomorrow night. We had a fun time talking with you. We went to it.