We are back "In The Booth" for this very special Halloween edition as we welcome the infamous "Wet Bandits" - Marv and Harry!
Join us as Marv and Harry take a break from their mischievous antics to share their thoughts on all things Halloween. From Home Alone talk to favorite (and least favorite) Halloween costumes, haunted houses, and more! They also took a moment to discuss their childhood trick-or-treating traditions, from visiting "rich people's" houses to the challenges that come with handing out candy.
To round things off Marv & Harry debate on the right time to start holiday decorations and when to take them down. So, strap yourself in for an episode that's as much a rollercoaster of nostalgia as it is a lighthearted debate on all things Halloween!
We are back "In The Booth" for this very special Halloween edition as we welcome the infamous "Wet Bandits" - Marv and Harry!
Join us as Marv and Harry take a break from their mischievous antics to share their thoughts on all things Halloween. From Home Alone talk to favorite (and least favorite) Halloween costumes, haunted houses, and more! They also took a moment to discuss their childhood trick-or-treating traditions, from visiting "rich people's" houses to the challenges that come with handing out candy.
To round things off Marv & Harry debate on the right time to start holiday decorations and when to take them down. So, strap yourself in for an episode that's as much a rollercoaster of nostalgia as it is a lighthearted debate on all things Halloween!
We are back in the booth and, ladies and gentlemen, happy Halloween. We have our first ever Halloween special and, without further ado, to my left today, he is wearing black pants, black boots, black sweatshirt, black jacket, black beanie and we've got about 1400 white feathers all over him. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Harry to the show.
Speaker 3:Yeah, am I supposed to introduce you to go? For it yeah all right he's wearing uh, first of all you really wouldn't for this buddy. But uh, he's got multiple layers of jackets, the outside most being a corduroy dark brown. He's got the crowbar cannot forget it the poke through finger gloves, a spray painted wig that should never see the light of day again and a big old mark of an iron to the face. We got my uh partner in crime, my literal p I c marv, marv, yeah, here we go, I was like oh shit, which one are you?
Speaker 2:I forget we are off, and that's right. This hair is spray painted. I'm already feeling the effects because I spray painted about an hour and a half ago. I've already got a headache, so it's gonna be a fun, fun podcast.
Speaker 3:Marv harry yeah, we're not good. I can't remember which one's which let's see that hand.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the cameras. Now it's official. We asked you, guys answered. There are actually several people who wanted to see the wet bandits hey, I can't reach that far. All my feathers will fly and everybody else wanted to see travis, calcy and taylor swiss or ken and barbie, and we said the hell no to that. So here we are, our favorite christmas movie, one of them. How many times have you seen?
Speaker 3:home alone. Oh, close to 200, I would say now.
Speaker 2:Now, home alone is probably one of the only series of movies that does not disappoint, with the more movies they create that is a false statement okay, home alone.
Speaker 3:One, we're off yeah, so I'm just gonna go ahead and call you out right there. Uh, home alone one and home alone two. Correct, fantastic lost in new york elite yes in home alone.
Speaker 2:Three yes with the kid exactly. You don't even know his name and you're trying to tell me that it's good I enjoyed it so you're lying, all right, no, one, no feathers for you no feathers for you, but we can say that one and two are both oh, elite, exactly donald trump is in the second one, which I find hysterical.
Speaker 3:He is, he is also that movie number two made me want to go to the plaza hotel loved it they like painted as if. Well, I mean, it is a really nice hotel.
Speaker 2:I'm not trying to knock it, but like the disney rolled for adults I love how two in the movie, when they check in, all you gotta do is bring a credit card and this go, yeah over the paper there's no, okay, we'll check in seven days if this actually works yeah, I was thinking that there's no.
Speaker 3:Well, first of all, the entire premise of home alone one and two does not exist anymore because of cell phones. So now, if you would have woken up and your mom forgot you on a family vacation, you'd be like yo, I was in the attic where you're at mom. End of story, end of movie. No cinematic plots, nothing, no burglars. So that doesn't exist. But then the other thing when you get to the second one and he's like high rolling spending, nobody checks if this dude even has a dad. They're just like yeah his dad's rich.
Speaker 2:It's fine well, there's a lot of things in that movie that might not be too realistic. For instance uh, marvin harry should have been killed in the first movie. Yeah, like croc you that thing that?
Speaker 3:swings down from the ceiling and like knocks them all the way down a flight of steps. Yeah, pretty sure you don't just like get up after that which is the worst injury you think they had.
Speaker 2:Immediately. I think of marv stepping on the nail and then he falls back all the way down the stairs, hits his head should be unconscious but then he just gets right back up, pulls a nail directly out of his foot and then walks up, he's on mob and he's like fuck this little kid like this dude is really dedicated.
Speaker 3:Uh, I think harry, when he gets his head lit on fire and then sticks it in a casual toilet, stands back up and he was just like, all right, we got him now yeah what?
Speaker 2:and then marv goes through the window but he just doesn't look that there's like four ornaments.
Speaker 3:Just sit in there yeah, but yeah, yeah, all of it is bad, and not for nothing, but neither harry or marv are in any sort of physical shape that would make them able to be able to like, sustain this lifestyle. And also not for nothing.
Speaker 2:It's like an eight-year-old I know I want to know the age.
Speaker 3:Can we google the age of those guys because I feel like I'm probably at the age I was gonna mar was actually probably a movie well, and I feel like you know it's kind of like a running joke now on the internet that old movies and videos and everything like they have father of the bride and the parents are supposed to be 45 years old. They look 70. I know like back in the day when you were in your 40s, it was just like you might as well start digging your grave. I'm like why was that a thing back then?
Speaker 2:but if kids were watching this, or watching this right now on youtube, and they're watching us? They're like they look old like they look old.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're older than harry and marv. Right now I pee my pants.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say I'm probably close to marv. I'm 37. He's probably, I think, between 37 to 41 in that movie. I don't know his actual acting name, but I don't know them at all.
Speaker 3:I don't think has that dude ever had another movie ever he's been in something else I can't remember I know harry has. We see harry all the time do we?
Speaker 2:is he dead?
Speaker 3:my cousin vinnie, are you? Is he dead? No, I don't think so huh oh my god, maybe I haven't kept up with uh marv, now man you got a bright future shon daniel stern is his name how old is he? 66 okay, so it's gonna be pretty close because this movie is made 1990, slash 93 I can't remember which one 92 in between 90 and 93 23 years minus 66 do that math, buddy february we got any uh people good with numbers in the studio he was 33
Speaker 3:and he's now 66 oh, so yeah, minus 33 so he was my age.
Speaker 2:You're older, I'm older than marv, that is wild god, I don't like this game anymore.
Speaker 3:Let's move on. What's the next subject?
Speaker 2:I'm convinced that every christmas that mccoley colkin is the number one google searched person in the world. I do it every year. I'm like what is mccoley colkin up to now?
Speaker 3:really. Yeah, he's married to brenda song from the dizzy channel and they have children I know he kind of made a comeback.
Speaker 2:He made a really big downfall.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, like really bad that happens when your child star yeah, the biggest is.
Speaker 2:He was the biggest, the biggest ever, do we think?
Speaker 3:I think that's a bold statement, but I wouldn't lindsay lohan was a big one yeah, but I feel like he I don't know like punky bruster is like the only one I know before that yeah but I was also, you know, a zygote, so give me a second. I wasn't really functioning in the brain compartment. Who's nicklas halt?
Speaker 3:I don't even know who that is and mccoley colkin's still living off of his hell, yeah, yeah, he could live off of home alone, one for the rest of his life well then he getting to something with his parents too, were they're taking his money. Of course, I mean I don't know the logistics, but I'm sure yeah we should have the wild wild west. Yeah, we didn't research. Okay, listen, our costumes look good guys. That's all that.
Speaker 2:We don't know much about the intricacies of the actual actors but the greatest series of all time, from start to finish, okay all right, spoke that at at shon booth, that's right don't put my name next to that that's a fact.
Speaker 2:Well, welcome. Thanks for tuning in. Wherever you're tuning in from, maybe you're tuning in from, uh, rockford, illinois. I believe that's where the home alone house is is. Don't fact check me on that, but it's in chicago. It is, and they just sold it recently, a couple years ago you ever seen that meme that started circulating?
Speaker 3:that was just like the older I get and the more I watch home alone, the more I wonder what mr mccalister did for a living to be able to afford a full vacation to paris, france, for nine family members and live in this house. Maybe those are the type of that's how you know you're getting old is when you're trying to enjoy a childhood classic and you're thinking about the guy's mortgage.
Speaker 2:What is the equivalent today for kids growing up? We have home alone. They have what?
Speaker 3:Elf, what's that creepy one you love?
Speaker 2:Oh, the polar express. Yeah, how's that creepy.
Speaker 3:It's like the least creepiest one out there, Sean. I do not trust anything that looks that realistic. That isn't.
Speaker 2:Tommy Hanks.
Speaker 3:Tell me that Tommy Hanks isn't actually. No, I can't, I don't like that. Nope, we'll get to that when it's Christmas. We're still on Halloween, buddy.
Speaker 2:What was your favorite Halloween costume ever besides this one right here that you're sitting in? I?
Speaker 3:had some pretty oh, it has to be as a child. No, it was whatever. Okay, I've had some pretty fantastic Halloween costumes. I do have to say Honorable mention, I was Hulk Hogan when I chopped my hair into a bob, so I already had white short hair. That was pretty elite.
Speaker 3:But I do have to say my favorite Halloween costume, which I'm sure I will get canceled and or I would have gotten canceled, I don't know in college now I don't think you can dress like this. They'd probably shoot you out back. But I was a Siamese twin with my best friend, and so we had a giant dress that we bought from Walmart, and so we had a wine bag underneath the dress where you slap the bag, and at some points throughout the night of the party I would look over and she wouldn't be the one in the dress with me, which is just like pretty par for the course when it comes to a college celebration. Let me see if I can find a picture, because I know I have it on my Instagram right on the front page. We got so many compliments, but I just want everyone to sit and think about the logistics that we did not think about before we dedicated ourselves to. This is how do you pee attached to someone else?
Speaker 2:That's a great question. Did you just Walk me through it, Sean? What do you think you got to go together? You come to the bathroom together.
Speaker 3:I don't know, but then that's the easy part.
Speaker 2:Think about actually One stands next to the toilet and you sit on the toilet.
Speaker 3:So one's going to be standing and one's sitting and wearing the same dress One squatting next to you to get nice and low so that you can sit. It's not cute and I don't recommend it. But man, was it hysterical. I thought I was going to pee my pants. Here it is.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's see it. Wow, that's Did you. You made those yeah.
Speaker 3:We had converses. I don't know which camera is better. This is my best friend, Lauren. She listens to the podcast every Monday. She's my biggest fan. I love to learn. So we have that. Underneath it is a dress from Walmart and then we got a 4X t-shirt cut the neck, so she went out one side, I went out the other, wore our matching Converse and just absolutely fucked it up in Mount Pleasant, Michigan, man.
Speaker 2:So, at some points, though, she would disappear out of the dress, and then somebody would pop right up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, lauren's a social butterfly, so she was out the party like I don't know, trying to fight people during Kuno's, and so I was just like minding my own business and I look over. Typically, there was a man that was dressed like a police officer that made appearance and appearance once. I have a picture somewhere on my Facebook that I will not show you, but it was a good time. I think that's my favorite Halloween costume.
Speaker 2:College Halloween was pretty wild.
Speaker 3:And it was like three costumes a weekend.
Speaker 2:I know I feel like you still do that now, though.
Speaker 3:I do yeah, yeah I mean, I dressed as a disco person for my cousin's party. Today I'm Harry. This is it. This is all I have.
Speaker 2:This is all I got.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to go on Halloween, actual Halloween. I don't have any more parties, so take a good look, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2:What is the worst costume for a female in general? Do you think let's do the absolute worst, the absolute worst costume?
Speaker 3:out there, you go first, I'll go first, all right.
Speaker 2:I think the absolute worst costume is this probably can go for both male and females when they just throw on a jersey and they're like I'm Tom Brady.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, well, that's no effort. I'm just like my wife drug me to be here and I'm a fucking miserable human. But you know I'm also single and not married. So what the fuck do I know?
Speaker 2:And sitting here with feathers that you fold out is so cool.
Speaker 3:I'm also dressed as a man on a podcast on a YouTube channel with some guy I met at a gym a couple years ago, so I'm not sure that I'm the one you want to come to for life advice. Can you tell it? Ain't an edible before I got here?
Speaker 2:Yes, here we go.
Speaker 3:I'm sweating.
Speaker 2:How about Alex? You seem really excited. Alex came out this weekend. I TBD, tbd.
Speaker 1:I'm still trying to convince Alex to dress up. Let's talk about that. Okay, not dressing up to a costume party.
Speaker 3:Can't do that, get the fuck out. I've said the effort like four times already. I'm sorry, but don't be that guy Alex you can't do it. Don't be that guy. It's once a year Like stay home or go all out. Don't do this in between BS, especially when you got a plus one in tow who might be into it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Plus two in tow for him.
Speaker 3:Hey, I don't know if that's public knowledge, is it Okay? All right, hey, let's celebrate. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I know I was like okay, recting news, edit that out.
Speaker 2:Edit that out. That's yeah, you got to do it. I think you got to do it, and then you almost stand out more if you don't.
Speaker 3:I was just going to say, if you're either that or they're trying to stand out more and they just like want to be that guy, but it's like if you don't dress up, you it's. This is how I feel. The same way about when you go to a game night and someone like doesn't want to participate yeah, why'd you come?
Speaker 2:Don't come.
Speaker 3:It's game night.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm just not very competitive. Then get out. Yeah, like what? This isn't high T dude. Get out of here, I don't know. So that's what I have to feel about that. I still have not come up with the worst costume for anything, but I really don't like when couples do really gross costumes together. I'm like we get it, you guys have sex, but like, have you seen the ones that are like outlet and a plug. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3:Kind of stuff I'm like okay and no, but I don't know if I want to describe the one I'm talking about. I just saw it recently and I was like this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2:What was it?
Speaker 3:His face is all red and she has a red crotch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and.
Speaker 3:I'm like, yeah, we get it, you guys.
Speaker 2:So she dropped like a cherry pie on her, I guess yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that is, but I guess I'll go home and Google that later in my public browser. Um, I just don't like those type of people. I just like we get it. You're a couple. We know you penetrate one another. We don't need you to act it out for us on Halloween. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, Sure.
Speaker 2:Am.
Speaker 3:I alone in that. I just feel like that's also reaching, like that's worse than the guy who doesn't dress up.
Speaker 2:What if you landed a boyfriend that was six foot five, looked like JJ Watt and he was like hey, let's do.
Speaker 3:I'm tired of you saying we're JJ Watt. I can't imagine these people listening.
Speaker 2:Let's do a couple costume.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:You do it.
Speaker 3:I would not do the bloody mouth shit, would you?
Speaker 2:do Peter Pan and Tinkerbell?
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, all right, but I would be Peter Pan and he'd be Tinkerbell, that's good. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I'm down for couples costumes. I'm not hating on that, let's be very clear about that. I think couple costumes I mean, I'm in one right now- that's right. It is like the first gay couple of the nineties that was publicly accepted. You know what I mean Got out of prison loving on each other. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting canceled after this episode.
Speaker 2:Keep going, keep going, let her rip Let her rip Anyways.
Speaker 3:so that's what I have to say about gross. Don't be gross.
Speaker 2:What about the sexy costumes?
Speaker 3:Again, I mean, I don't, yeah, be sexy. You want to be like a sexy cop, go for it. No, if that's what really gets you going, I think that that is. I think that that has a shelf life. When, like, you're in college, absolutely you should be a sexy nurse, but like, if you're 35, being a sexy nurse, I'm like Jesus. Pray for you.
Speaker 2:There's like sexy everything, any costumes or you go to, but there's an extent of like a little sexy.
Speaker 3:And then there's like you have nipple tape pasties on and you're like Harry Potter Nope, Pretty sure I've seen the movies there's no nipple pasties there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've seen like sexy Gumby, sexy, sexy soda can sexy, you can do.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, I mean listen if the theme calls for it, though I feel like somewhere like Andrew's going to Soho house. I feel like there's going to be a lot of sexy fill in the blank costumes here, because it's like a sexy crowd, it's a young crowd, it's a wealthy crowd and I feel like they're going to go all out. Yeah, like you can't not bring your A game to that party.
Speaker 2:That's true. He's got his A game. He's going to be ready. What was your trick or treating experience like growing up? You guys get into it big time. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I think that one of the things I look forward to, if I ever grow up and settle down, is to live in a neighborhood that has great trick or treating. I don't know much and I'm sure that I'll get roasted because I don't have kids and you're not having an opinion about kids unless you have one, but I'm not sure people do like trunk or treat. No, they don't do the trick or treating in the neighborhood as much anymore. What is that.
Speaker 1:You heard that.
Speaker 3:So like they go to parking lots and people open up their trunks and kids go in the parking lot and like go up to the cars and trick or treat with family and friends and it's like a safer environment and I don't know if that's just younger kids or like if just churches put it on and it's just an event. It's actually trick or treating. But I've heard that that is made quite a Come back. I don't know, Come back is not the word because it never happened before, but it uprised.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I loved trick-or-treating and I feel like it was kind of alternating between, like, the moms would stay in the driveway and pass out the trick-or-treating, the dads would walk with us or vice versa. You know what I mean. Yeah, like I never really went unsupervised until I was old enough, but it was fun. I mean, I'm sure it wasn't fun for my parents, but it was fun for me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, they probably loved it. Yeah, it's the best. It's so much fun.
Speaker 3:Did you grow up with a lot of kids in your neighborhood?
Speaker 2:Yeah, neighborhood is the word I was trying to say we did, and then we would go around to like other neighborhoods in town. Yes, and I remember like.
Speaker 3:The rich people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you go to the big houses and I think we were probably like maybe 10, or we can go off on our own 9, 10. Does that sound about right? What's the cut off for trick-or-treating? 12, 13? Sure, yeah, because you're still, because you're still Teenager, middle school is still like no, I feel like I went trick-or-treating in middle school.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then, like high school, it kind of switched to like a Halloween dance or like we're going to a Halloween party, right. So I feel like the urge to trick-or-treat was less. But I also had a brother that was five years younger than me, so I feel like I held on to a lot of those child traditions, maybe longer than someone who didn't have younger siblings.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:Which was fine. I enjoyed it, but I don't know if I'm a good timestamp there.
Speaker 2:I love handing out candy. When I moved to my new house and I'm like I made an effort I want to be the king-size candy bar guy.
Speaker 3:Do you dress up when you pass out candy at your house?
Speaker 2:Well, no. So here's the thing though I go and I get a huge bowl and it's all my favorite candies growing up it's Reese's, pcs, butterfingers, kit Kats and Peanut Butter Cups. I get all those in king-size. I could remember to this day the king-size people that we'd go to with the US kids, and the last two years I've set it up, got excited, spent all this money on the candy and not a single person will walk up my driveway to come get the candy. I'm like that's what I'm saying. They're all doing trunk or tree. No, in my neighborhood they all set up at the bottom of their driveway. I'm like you guys are lazy.
Speaker 3:Get your ass out of here. No, get your ass out of here. You stop being lazy. Go down Me Get the candy from the kids. I'm the one like hey, if you work a little bit, you're the creepy old single man with no children or a wife giving out king-size candy bars and you can't be bothered to walk down to the bottom of your driveway.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not going to set up. No, I'm not going to do it. I refuse to do that.
Speaker 3:That's probably why they're not showing up to your front door. Booth, You're dressed like that. You got no kids around. They're like, yeah, we're not going to this guy's house.
Speaker 2:Kids these days are just a little lazy. Okay, you walk up the hill and then you get a king-size candy bar. It's like a nice little reward.
Speaker 3:Did you have to walk barefoot in the snow both ways to school too? Yeah, I did actually Get off your soapbox.
Speaker 2:Hey, how about I?
Speaker 3:try something new this year, since you've gone 0 for 2. Maybe this one.
Speaker 2:Maybe I set up a table halfway down the driveway.
Speaker 3:Or maybe you just go to the bottom of the driveway like everybody else and be a good neighbor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no.
Speaker 3:Weren't you doing it for the glory of being the king-size candy bar dude anyway?
Speaker 2:I am, but I'm also very stubborn and I'm like, yeah, just walk up the damn driveway.
Speaker 3:Okay. Well, those kids are obviously outstubbering you. So how's your income spent on candy bars that you don't give?
Speaker 2:away. Well, the tough part is that then I have a candy bar bowl in my house for the next week and I end up eating all of them.
Speaker 3:That reminds me I made cookies and I was going to bring them in for you guys today and I completely forgot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what was in those cookies? Oh, they're good.
Speaker 3:It was good batch, chocolate chip and caramel. Little thingies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how many grams of THC?
Speaker 3:Zero, really no, they're just cookies, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:They're just delicious. Just a snack. I love baking and I got to go back on the road now so I'm going to be not cooking and baking and all that stuff. So I was trying to get it all in before I left because I miss it.
Speaker 2:You know where we are. Yeah, that's the week.
Speaker 3:I didn't realize we were going to have a full house today. I definitely would have brought them, but Full house what's?
Speaker 2:How do you feel about haunted houses?
Speaker 3:Wanted transition. That was super smooth, smooth, smooth. How do I feel about haunted houses? I love haunted houses, I do. I feel like I remember when I went to school in Michigan. Michigan does the fall, I think, in general right, like they have the pumpkin patches and the apple cider, everything. But the weather matches as well. The leaves are changing and it's a crisp 55 degrees, not 85 like it is here, and they had a haunted house that you had to sign a waiver. That was like, I think, a scare tactic. They can't really hurt you, can they?
Speaker 2:There's a house here in Tennessee that makes you sign. It's like 20 or 30 pages. It is called the Macamee Manor and if you make it out and survive the haunted house, you get $20,000 and nobody's ever done it. So what are they doing in there? They are just torturing you, causing physical harm Okay and will do anything they can to make sure you don't finish. And nobody's completed it.
Speaker 3:They're just beating the shit out of you inside this like random rundown barn.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's in Tennessee. You guys never heard of this.
Speaker 3:Is this real? It's real. Why don't these people have families or friends? What is happening? Yeah, why would you voluntarily be like? You know it's a good idea this Saturday for me to get the shit beat out of me in a random barn with my girlfriend. Why?
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, it's like well, what are those guys into, the ones that put it on Like they can legally torture you?
Speaker 3:No, no See, I think, yeah, those people definitely have bodies in their basement. We should do a background check, but I think they're less weird than the people who are volunteering to go to it.
Speaker 2:Would you do it?
Speaker 3:Fuck, no Booth. What kind of question is that?
Speaker 2:This terrifying haunted house will give you $20,000 if you can make it to the end, but nobody ever has. It's in Summerton, tennessee, and it's being claimed as the world's scariest haunted house, and all it costs to enter is a bag of dog food. Russ Mcamee, the owner and mastermind behind the manor, has five dogs to feed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because those are the ones that eat the bodies when they're done with it.
Speaker 2:The haunted house has several eye-popping preconditions Contestants who want to enter must get a letter from their doctor asserting that they are physically and mentally fit, and there's a drug test. The day of signing the 40-page contract alone takes three to four hours.
Speaker 3:Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. You have to do all this and you can't be on drugs.
Speaker 2:Oh, and you have to have medical insurance because you'll probably get hurt.
Speaker 3:Okay, this is wrong. These people are. Who's doing this? I want to. Let's get someone who has done this on the show.
Speaker 2:I want to hear from them. I sent them an email. I haven't heard back because names are Russ, yeah because everybody's dead, that is dumb, he didn't reach back out. Yeah, I think they'll just do whatever they can besides killing you, but I think if you die, then it's like hey.
Speaker 3:You probably still did sign the waiver. It says if you accidentally die, that's on you, buddy, not us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I guess a ton of people have tried it, Navy SEALs and everything. I think they just won't let you make it to the end.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this seems like a very dumb after-school activity. I changed my answer. I do like haunted houses that are cute and entertaining and can be scary. Maybe a few jump scares here and there, but everybody makes it out alive. I don't have to sign a 40-page waiver and I don't want to take a drug test.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:What about you I?
Speaker 2:don't know.
Speaker 3:I thought about it. You fucking word, Sean. Can you just speak to someone? What's going on? Why would you ever even contemplate that?
Speaker 2:I don't know, just to say, try it, you know.
Speaker 3:No, I don't know. Please tell me more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 3:You know what else you could try, anything else.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's only a bag of dog food, it's all I got to use to enter. Okay, yeah, I remember haunted houses because I was a kid I was in a little dump. Nowadays I'm like there was one here in Nashville as well by you know that Halloween store, the huge one.
Speaker 3:Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:These sound stadiums, about to be one of those next year, is it?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's a good joke. Yeah, sure is. Wow, what a waste of a joke. That was good. Wow yeah, how much money those people make a month during Halloween. Then it's just empty the rest of the year.
Speaker 3:I mean enough to make it until next year. Did you use abandoned buildings? Yeah, Old Kmart, RIP, RIP.
Speaker 2:But anyways, there's the one that I went to a few years ago. I'm like it was kind of scary, but also kind of scary in the fact that you hear gunshots and everything. You're like wait a minute, is that real or not? We don't know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, in the world today, I think the older I get, maybe I just become a little more comfortable in the cozy fall feeling and the cute pumpkin patch and hot chocolate vibe than the slasher, horror, haunted house, trick or treating vibes that I used to have when I was younger. Yeah, because I do feel like I used to like it a lot more than I do now, and I don't know that anything has drastically changed other than I'm just old.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did you know a fun fact that most pumpkins in one area at one time in the world Keen State College, keen, new Hampshire, where I went, they had a pumpkin fest every year and it was the most amount of pumpkins in one area and then it got canceled because people just went crazy one year and then they got way too many pumpkins and they had riots and cops and it was terrible. Then it was done but that was like the biggest event that our college had pumpkin fest Keen, new Hampshire.
Speaker 3:Why does everybody always gotta ruin it?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:There's always gotta be that one guy. Yeah, yeah, anyway, keen State getting wild with pumpkins. I think that calls for more feathers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where'd you get those your pillow?
Speaker 3:you said yeah, yeah, I cut open my pillow on my couch. It's an old one, oh there's one. And I just slit open the corner just a bit, pulled them all out, glued them to my head, brought extra for pizzazz and dramatic flair, and here we are, 28 minutes in. I'm not looking back, buddy.
Speaker 2:I love how, too, on your hands when he grabs a doorknob, he just holds it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. Well, he's not exactly smart. He can't outsmart an eight-year-old. You don't think this guy's like really rolling in it.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:No, exactly.
Speaker 2:I think you're the one that told me or you maybe have said this fact that the movie in Home Alone was actually made just for Home Alone, not a real movie.
Speaker 3:Yes, that is not a real movie. Isn't that a fun fact? I feel like.
Speaker 2:Keep the change, you filthy animal yeah.
Speaker 3:That was all filmed to be played on the TV in black and white that he keeps watching. Doesn't he watch it in both movies?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's not a real movie. That's fine, but as a kid I kind of just assumed it was an old movie. I'd never seen a black and white one, you know.
Speaker 2:I think so too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like add to the list, but it's not a fun fact. In case you guys didn't know, I love a fun fact.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why are you?
Speaker 3:looking at me like that, Like what, Like I don't know what you're going to say next. I can't take you seriously with this shit on your face either, but I'm really trying to be professional here today ladies and gentlemen, I think, yeah, that came out.
Speaker 2:good Machine Meg at the gym. She was working out and I'm like, hey, are you good artists? Can you draw an?
Speaker 3:iron on my face. She's a child. I feel like that's close enough. I feel like that instills some sort of creativity in you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's like all right now I got to go back to being a lawyer. Yep, cash yeah.
Speaker 3:Thanks for arts and crafts time.
Speaker 2:You're welcome.
Speaker 3:No, you're saying that to her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I was saying You're welcome.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, did you eat an?
Speaker 2:edible? I think so. It's the spray paint from the wig Again to me huffing the paint. I didn't even have to show my card for spray paint. I thought you have to do that nowadays.
Speaker 3:Buddy, you look like you're close to 18. You haven't looked like that in decades, damn.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 3:Am I wrong?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no More than Marv.
Speaker 3:Dude, they're my age. That is wild. They don't look 33.
Speaker 2:Not Harry. Harry's got to be older.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, we didn't look that up we just looked up Marv, but that, yeah, I'm the same age as Marv. That's man. Marv needs a skincare routine. What is he doing? Yeah, and like a beard comb. But you know what? No hate man, you do. It's working out well. He's still living off that movie, so jokes on me. I watch it every year and put money in his pocket.
Speaker 2:How much money do you think guys like that make on that movie Every year? They just get checks.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 3:But I used to think it was more off royalties, off views, but I used to think it was more until all that stuff happened with the writer strike and I like learned more about streaming and you know, syndicated shows and everything. I mean. I would never claim to be a professional, but it is interesting. There are people who are part of shows and series that have become nostalgic and people rewatch them every year, or sometimes on a loop like I don't know Friends, Gilmore Girls, all those ones that are on streaming services, and it's kind of sad to find out that people who are in it aren't making as much money as I had assumed.
Speaker 2:You know, but yeah, Because I wonder how much they made prior to the Netflix's and the streaming stations.
Speaker 3:I think more because you had to go out and buy a physical copy of the movie.
Speaker 2:And then everybody gets a percentage of that. Or if it's being played on TV like TBS.
Speaker 3:Right. I'm not sure there's some sort of like contract agreement, like you get paid X amount of dollars when it streams on TBS for the months of November and December.
Speaker 2:Right, I don't know.
Speaker 3:We should have done more research over this episode.
Speaker 2:Did you watch that movie I sent you? Then we talked about last podcast, Strangers.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:You going to?
Speaker 3:Probably not.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right.
Speaker 3:Actually, that's not true. I might because, like I said, I'm on the road for Halloween and I will have some downtime, so maybe I will. I'm not going to watch a scary movie in my hotel room.
Speaker 2:Where are you going?
Speaker 3:I'm going to the West Coast. Don't ask me which day is what? I don't know. I'm going to the West Coast for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2:And you had today.
Speaker 3:Tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Nice, tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Jet set and baby. I'm not ready to get back out on the road, but I am at the same time, so I'm trying not to think about it too much.
Speaker 2:Not excited.
Speaker 3:I am, but it's just. It's a lot, it's a physical job and the only thing I'm not excited about is the lack of sleep. I don't sleep a lot, but it does add up and I'm going to be away from home for weeks at a time and it's. It is a strenuous job. I have said it many, many times here and in real life and I love it, but I just you got to be like mentally ready. It's not like you just clock in nine to five and get to go home and go back to your regular life. It's quite a change, yeah, and I've had some a couple of days off, like I've had a whole week off. That's the longest I've had since the middle of August.
Speaker 2:When these guys and artists play out on the road during holidays, I call when is everybody to dress up?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean it depends on the camp. It's not like mandatory, but we're fun. And I work in the production office. There's one other woman, her name's Kelsey, that I work with and we do our best to try and make things fun. When they're on the road, because people are away from their families, we try and make sure we remember everybody's birthday. They get a cake and a coffee and all those things just to try and make them feel special. And same with, you know, halloween. I don't think everybody's going to go balls to the wall with their costumes, but it's fun to break up the monotony. I have load in and load out. What's your favorite candy bar? You said Reese's, pcs and all those. You didn't even list the best one, which is super rude.
Speaker 2:What's that? Take five, take five. That's not even the top 10 Halloween candy.
Speaker 3:Name 10 right now then.
Speaker 2:All right, Peanut butter cup, Butterfinger, Kit Kat, Hershey's Snickers, Baby Ruth Are you what you should jail immediately.
Speaker 3:jail Baby Ruth in the top 10.
Speaker 2:Bar patch kids. I'm just naming 10.
Speaker 3:I said name the top 10. All right.
Speaker 2:Take off Baby Ruth and throw in Crunch, crunch bar. That's seven. I don't know if that's any better Okay. I'm going to say Twizzlers, which I don't like. Nine I'm going to go with Max Security.
Speaker 3:Prison for listing Twizzlers and the top 10 candies.
Speaker 2:What about that Mint, the?
Speaker 3:York Peppermint Patty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, are those still around?
Speaker 3:Remember when they used to have those creepy commercials like what would you do? Oh no, that was a Klondike bar. Klondike bars, no. Peppermint patties were when they would like breathe and they would get like goosebumps on their arm. Do you remember those commercials? I don't. They stuck with me.
Speaker 2:Klondike bars, though they had a huge Klondike.
Speaker 3:bars is not a candy bar.
Speaker 2:Successful marketing program there.
Speaker 3:What would you do for a Klondike bar? What was that jingle?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what would you do for a Klondike?
Speaker 3:bar. We're missing some sort of For a Klondike bar. There it is. I was like we're missing a little bit of beats there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was almost as good as a $5 footlongs.
Speaker 3:All right, cool, let's not talk about that. Have you ever watched that documentary?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did. Yeah, he was a bad motherfucker.
Speaker 3:He was disgusting in all assets of life.
Speaker 2:And his whole career. They were just enabled to do it. I mean, people knew about it. Yeah, it was terrible. His whole thing was whole shtick was going around working with kids.
Speaker 3:I just, I just almost made a really mess.
Speaker 2:When did they get rid of $5 footlongs?
Speaker 3:Probably when they put him in prison they're like we can't associate this marketing with this literal child predator.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was bad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, the nineties were a wild time. Was that nineties or two thousands?
Speaker 2:Two thousands.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, I used to eat subway every day, literally every day. I would have a subway after lunch or after school.
Speaker 2:What was your go to?
Speaker 3:Oh, six inch Italian urban cheese, turkey and cheese, and like every vegetable ever, yeah, which now, looking back, those vegetables are probably not even nutritious. I just thought I was getting nutrients but I wasn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're meat too. It's like it wasn't.
Speaker 3:I don't even think that's real meat.
Speaker 2:No, but you thought it was healthy because they're marketing.
Speaker 3:Good old marketing works wonders. I'm learning that in a very harsh capacity of just being a woman trying to survive in 2023.
Speaker 2:Stuff.
Speaker 3:It is.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Everything is leached with chemicals and toxins.
Speaker 2:Brutal.
Speaker 3:They're trying to kill us, everything Like. I read some statistic that's like staggering and I'm going to butcher it. But a woman that wears very little makeup and like uses very just, a very average woman, if you will is absorbing like hundreds of chemicals a day and toxins just from the basic toothpaste, moisturizer, sunscreen, any mascara, shampoo, leaving, conditioner, shave gel, anything lotion. Then you get. Then you just woke up, you just got out of the shower. You're already dying. You got to walk into the kitchen. Don't even get me started there.
Speaker 2:Don't take an everything shower. You're going to be loaded with chemicals.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, but now I feel like more and more people are trying to make a push towards a non-toxic life. There are brands that are trying to do right by the customer and to be very transparent with their ingredient labels and to also provide a product that doesn't have a million and a half chemicals. However, there's a lot of liars out there. They'll say something's organic. You turn around and you look at the ingredients. It has titanium dioxide in it.
Speaker 2:That ain't organic, mostly towards females, though you're saying like for reproduction purposes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean yes. That's how mine started. When I was going to freeze my eggs, I tried to pay more attention to my overall health, from top to bottom, and one of them that I had been avoiding because I knew it's difficult and it's expensive to flush out all the stuff you have and start re-buying it. Each product that is cleaner is more expensive. Something that I used to be able to depend on it being $12 is now $68. That's a big jump. It's overwhelming. I honestly go down like rabbit holes trying to figure out how to manage it where it doesn't consume my life. You don't want to be that person, but just making knowledgeable decisions. When I walk into, I try to not shop in store anymore. Try to do it online, so then I can look at the ingredients and actually see what I'm doing. Just have it shipped to my house.
Speaker 2:That's smart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Like I said, I don't beat myself up over it if I tried something that ended up not being as clean as they thought.
Speaker 2:You do that with food as well, where you can get it from home.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:No-pack services or whole foods delivery.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm just in a big trade at Joe's Gow. I don't know grocery shopping. I've changed my tune on because I enjoy the process of it, because I think I don't have anybody waiting for me at home, I don't have kids that are hungry, I don't have a husband that's like where's dinner. I think my experience in the grocery store as a whole is different because I can take the time to read the labels and see what I'm eating.
Speaker 3:Food is a little different because I feel like it's more. If you pick up the back of a food thing and it just says water, vinegar, oranges and salt, you're like, okay, I can read all of those. That is a lot easier for I feel like to digest than when I pick up the back of a face wipe and it has what looks like Japanese and I can't figure out if that's a toxin or not. Do you know what I'm saying? Food is pretty plain and simple when it comes to products, beauty products. Some things just have a scary name but they're not actually that bad. I'm not that intelligent to know off the top of my head what that is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a lot of junk in there. A lot of junk, a lot of junk in the trunk. The best part about Halloween is that now that means the better holidays are here. We got Thanksgiving and Christmas. When is it too soon to start setting up for Christmas, because I am already seeing lights in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3:Fourth of July.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 3:That's when I think it's too early to start talking. Well, are you a guy that goes from Halloween to Thanksgiving to Christmas, or do you skip?
Speaker 2:I don't skip. No, I think the rule should be as soon as Thanksgiving is done, you start setting up for Christmas that next day.
Speaker 3:So do you put any Thanksgiving or Halloween decor up when?
Speaker 2:you say I don't skip.
Speaker 3:You mean you basically just get to the day and move forward.
Speaker 2:I don't put anything up for I don't put lights, trees, christmas-y stuff up until Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:You're basically just waiting out the clock, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, I feel like there's an order. Why you don't want to take away the attention from Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3:Why.
Speaker 2:Because you got to let Thanksgiving come.
Speaker 3:Okay, I just feel like what are we celebrating at Thanksgiving? That's just like so important that you can't have a tree in your living room.
Speaker 2:Well, what do you put up for decorations for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3:I don't.
Speaker 2:So you just have pumpkins up now.
Speaker 3:I got pumpkins and a little ghost thing in like a little scared pro-bag Corn on the cob action.
Speaker 2:Corn on the cob is like a Thanksgiving corn stalks oh yeah, corn stalks.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't have. Maybe one day when I have an adult house I'll have each individual holiday and their decor, but I do a tame Halloween. I don't really do anything for Thanksgiving because I don't wait until after Thanksgiving to put my Christmas stuff up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll leave my Halloween stuff up until. I'll leave the pumpkins out until Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:I agree with that. I feel like, why not you only have them for a short period of time, in general throughout the year anyway, you might as well rock them until they start smelling rank and then you got to get rid of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't know about the Christmas lights and Christmas trees. Actually, I'm going to, I'm going to die on that hill. You can't set up until the day after Thanksgiving and then take down the week after New Year's.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing. You can think all you want, but until you pay my mortgage, I can do what ever I want inside my home and for me that's not going to fly. I change basically out of like a Halloween mode and then once, like, November rolls around and we do daylight savings and it gets dark at 3pm, that's when I start bringing out the Christmas cheer. Now, when my full blown like winter wonderland November 7th, no, but I start to dabble and the first thing that goes up is the tree, because I love the light it provides and I love the coziness it provides to my living room and then from there after Thanksgiving I put the rest of the Christmas decor up, but that tree be coming up as soon as the sun goes down.
Speaker 2:It is cozy. That's why I like putting it up as soon as possible.
Speaker 3:So then, why do you hold yourself again? Like you, there are no rules.
Speaker 2:You could put it up right now but then you also don't enjoy it as much if it's there for so long.
Speaker 3:See, that's spoken like someone who gets to live in their house all week, and I don't. I'm only there for a couple of days a week.
Speaker 2:Throw a tree in your bus.
Speaker 3:Maybe I will. Yeah, it's a good idea. What about when you were a kid? Were there rules then? Cause when I was a kid, we didn't put the Christmas tree up until the night of Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:It was like a thing we ate and then put it up. Yeah, we did it like the day after, the week after, I think.
Speaker 3:What about?
Speaker 2:fake versus real.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean I would love to have a real Christmas tree, but I don't have the means to do so. I have a fake one, and then I put those little smelly things in it so it smells like it's real.
Speaker 2:What are the means to do so?
Speaker 3:The time, the money, the strength, the non-pissed off mood of all the pine needles stabbing me in the foot while I'm walking in my kitchen and anything that would just not be. You know, it's easier to go to my attic, pull it down and make it look pretty. It gets the same effect.
Speaker 2:Your big Christmas girl. Why don't you like to like go out to a farm, pick out the tree, cut it down, bring it back?
Speaker 3:I would. But that's one more thing that I have to do. If I already have a million things going on for holidays, it's like this is good, good enough for right now. If I had a family and it was like an event, I think that would be lovely. But if it's like just me mobbing out and like my Hyundai Tucson, like I'm good.
Speaker 2:Turn on top of the Tucson.
Speaker 3:Do you have a real tree?
Speaker 2:I've got a fake one.
Speaker 3:How are you going to grill me about this real tree business and you got a fake one.
Speaker 2:No, I'm a real tree guy.
Speaker 3:Obviously not. You dressed up like a fake one.
Speaker 2:You were with me when I got the fake tree. We went to Home Depot for the gym, okay, but it's still fake. It's a really nice one, it's still fake. I really like it. Okay, but you just said, that's got the. What is it called?
Speaker 3:flocking, fluffing, flocking, flocking where it looks like it's snowed on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's got the lights that are already in it and they just plug it in. It looks really real.
Speaker 3:Okay, but I am more of a real tree guy but you're not, though, because you just told us that your tree isn't real. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You're a lot of rules for someone that doesn't follow them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my follow the timeline.
Speaker 3:Are you going to do it this year? What if you're busy because you're about to have a baby and you got to get the tree up before the baby comes?
Speaker 2:I know that's a big question.
Speaker 3:What are you going? To do We'll play it by ear your top three best Halloween costumes you've had in your life. Couple solo with your dogs, without your dogs, with anyone that may I don't know your dad, your sisters Top three what are the top three Halloween costumes you've participated in in your 30, almost eight years of life? Sean Booth, top three. Top three baby what?
Speaker 2:I'm going to go with one of those with my dog. I was a UPS delivery man and he was also a UPS delivery man holding a package.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's your number three. I'm sure you love that, because wasn't that a thirst trap one you were wearing like booty shorts? Your balls were going to fall out the side.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just love it. My balls are hanging out.
Speaker 3:It looked like it. I'm going to find that picture. Actually. Hold on, let me find it.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:That was three.
Speaker 2:I liked ones where my balls weren't hanging out of my shorts, Like when I was a kid. I was big into being a race car driver. I don't know why I liked the driver's suit and the helmet. I thought the helmet was super cool.
Speaker 3:Were you ever a repeat costume, kid?
Speaker 2:No, never. You can't be a repeat costume, kid.
Speaker 3:You loved being the race car driver only once.
Speaker 2:No, I probably wore it throughout the year, like grabbing the helmet out of my closet. I liked being Superman. Superman was cool when I was a little little kid. Okay, the red boots.
Speaker 1:The good one yeah.
Speaker 2:I realized it's a lot of tight fitting costumes.
Speaker 3:Nothing's changed, my dude, you still wear leggings like literally three times a week. That's incorrect. So that's top three UPS race car, and then Superman's your number one.
Speaker 2:Ninja Turtles was a good one.
Speaker 3:Do you know what the number three is?
Speaker 2:What's that?
Speaker 3:Not four, which is what you've given me.
Speaker 2:Yep, it's an honorable mention.
Speaker 3:Okay, honorable mention.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what about ones as an?
Speaker 3:adult too. I feel like you've had good adult costumes. Don't skip over those.
Speaker 2:A lot of them with the dogs Like I was a giraffe one year and Tucker was a lion. I enjoyed that one.
Speaker 3:Wait, that's actually the contact photo. When you call me, is you dressed?
Speaker 1:like a giraffe.
Speaker 3:That's right. When you wore it to the gym, I was something very random for that party as well.
Speaker 2:We were hocus pocus last year your girl crush, girl crush, my witch crush, and what else.
Speaker 3:We're on like number nine now Top three.
Speaker 2:We're going down the list right now.
Speaker 3:Wow, Sean, you used to have such a beard. I'm creeping on your Instagram right now. That is a wild beard.
Speaker 2:That's pretty thick.
Speaker 3:That is thick with three. C's my dude, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll get that back in December. You going to go for it? It's mustache season.
Speaker 3:A nice little face sweater.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, talk about Movember. I know you're big into that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, movember coming soon, can't wait. Rock your mustaches, ladies. You're welcome to join and all you got to do is move and we're going to raise money. It's going to be fun. You going to hop on my team.
Speaker 3:Do I? Can I grow my mustache out?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a perfect excuse to grow your mustache out.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'll think about it. I won't really be here, but I'll do my best from afar. How about that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, how long does it take you, Andrew?
Speaker 1:to grow out your mustache. I don't really ever shave it, but like all the way off, but probably like a week and a half.
Speaker 2:Okay, so if you were to shave, the rule is from Movember. You're supposed to shave completely clean shaven.
Speaker 1:See, I haven't been completely clean shaven in years. Yeah, but also I can't grow a beard as cool as yours. I would kill someone to have your beard.
Speaker 2:You've tried it, it just doesn't. It just doesn't, it's just patchy and gross on the cheeks.
Speaker 1:So I just keep it short to have a little bit of scruff.
Speaker 2:That's wild. It's just like the look of the draw with that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't get it either. I've. It annoys me so much because I would love to have a good beard and, like you, alex, all our friends have good beards.
Speaker 3:I feel like you don't have a bad beard. No, it just doesn't come in. It just doesn't come in thick.
Speaker 2:You've got a good beard over there, yeah.
Speaker 3:There's really nothing you can do.
Speaker 2:What'd you say? Not to rub it in, andrew.
Speaker 1:Yeah, god didn't give me anything man.
Speaker 3:Aw, don't say that, andrew, you're great. Who cares? You have great teeth. Hey, thanks, you have a great mouth, yes, good for you that's very important. You do. You have a great smile and I feel like we should not skip over that. Something we should skip over is how short shawn shorts are in this UPS that I found on his Instagram.
Speaker 2:Balls hanging out of the left side.
Speaker 3:Literally they're close October 29, 2019,.
Speaker 2:You just almost got arrested 2019, look at Tucker in that. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Also, what is happening with this chicken leg?
Speaker 2:What your?
Speaker 3:leg Aw Tucker. That's a good boy right there. That's cute. Look at his face. Aw that's a cute boy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, ups delivery guy, that'd be a sweet job. I'd love to be a UPS or a FedEx man.
Speaker 3:Hey, you're not dead, Maybe you will.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you get to ride around all day. You buy yourself, you buy your guys Carry in the boxes.
Speaker 1:It would be a cool job to do like twice a week, five days a week. I think you're getting pretty tired of that, yeah.
Speaker 3:I think it was very physical. That's a lot on your feet, that's a lot of lifting. You have no idea what the weight is of what people are ordering. Yeah, no way. I truly feel bad when I get something delivered heavy to my house. I'm like, oh sorry.
Speaker 2:Are you one of those people that? No, I know you're not. Not many people are, but I've seen on TikTok where these people just leave out all these treats for the delivery people like they'll have a cooler.
Speaker 3:I give in the summer. I definitely give them water If I catch that, but you don't have a cooler set up. No, I don't really have a front area conducive to that. Maybe one day in my adult house, where I host trick or treating and people don't have to walk all the way up my driveway to get a king size candy bar.
Speaker 2:Well, there you go. One day we'll get you an adult house.
Speaker 3:You'll have a real Christmas tree, it's going to be a good time and all the UPS drivers are going to love it, because there's going to be snacks to lower.
Speaker 2:Well, everybody, hopefully you enjoy your Halloween tomorrow night. We had a fun time talking with you. We went to it.